Want to know what an extremist thinks?

People call me an “extremist”, so I’m just going to stick with that; here we go. I think you’re extremely messed up if you think a woman shouldn’t have the right to choose if she wants to have an abortion. Do I think abortion is great? No. But I do think 10% of the population causes 90% of the crime. Shockingly, that same 10% tends to get extremely religious later in life, and it’s extremely annoying! I view everything by what’s good for the society as a whole. The less unwanted kids we have, the more of us get to keep our car stereos, that’s how it translates into the real world. Why I’m not saying that the people who campaign for pro-life are extremely stupid; I’m saying that they need a hobby extremely bad.

I saw the anti-abortion pictures that the pro-lifers setup on campus, and I started to think how extremely weird it was that the religious right also supports the NRA. Here’s the irony: The religious right doesn’t want thegovernment involved when it comes to guns, that are designed to kill people (if they work properly), but it does want the government involved when it comesto w omen’s rights. Which is it guys, do you want the government telling you what you can and can’t do, or not? If you’re going to be amusing, at least be consistent.

If you truly believe in your cause, get behind the “Morning after pill” (Which prevents a pregnancy from ever occurring if taken within 72 hours) and lets see if we cant reduce the number of abortions. We tried your way of teaching abstinence, and that doesn’t work, so how about coming over to the reality side. I would think you’d want the “Morning after pill” funneled into the water system on campuses, but you don’t. You want to ride out that dead fetus campaign; Idiots.

Why don’t you abortion fanatics go on a nationwide tour promoting the “Morning after pill”? (Which prevents a pregnancy from ever occurring if taken within 72 hours) Screw it, I’ll tell you why. Because you enjoy being a pain-in-the-ass! Showing us pictures of fetuses, tells us more about you, than it does about abortion. It’s like when Pat Robertson talks about gays going to hell, it just makes me think he wants the dick so bad he can hardly stand it. Where did the overzealous religious 9/11 hijackers spend their last night? In a strip club (and there wasn’t no 72 virgins in there). Just admit the whole religion thing is a scam, and I’ll shut up, that’s all I’m saying. Listen, if God lets every murderer who repented into the pearly gates, then I’m skating thru with a little “Carry-on” porn for myself, no problem.

The FCA (Fellowship of Christian Assemblies) was one of the groups that invited the drifters here (College Republicans being the other), so I thought for sure that the FCA was going to give people a history lesson about their religion and how it got to be so damn big. Why not enlighten people and show them pictures of the Christian crusaders who killed innocent babies on their march to their Christian Utopia? What, God looks the other way when it’s your deal? You Fraud’s.

Religion doesn’t come into contact with reality or common sense at any point. Sure religion helps crazy people not mug other people at the ATM machine, but other than that it causes wars over biblical homelands, that’s what it does. Sure, you send missionaries over to third world countries and offer their people a bag of Cheeto’s to convert to your equally wacky religion, but Hey, get off my side and let the people be.”

Brian Shosten is a senior politcial science major and guest columnist for The Cardinal. Contact him at: ItsAgony@cs.com