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I was thinking the other day. And I realized that there was an important question that I forgot to raise in this little blurb-space the first week I was published. Have you ever noticed how totally hot I am? Perfect bone structure, perfect muscle-to-frame balance, perfect thoughts – I am literally sculpted. I sure didn’t get that way from using my flex bucks at Wendy’s!
The new dining hall on the west side of campus is pretty rad though. All those choices! I can get a salad, a cheeseburger, some penne rigate and a tofu delight all on one plate. Oh, the wonder!
I hear you guys complaining about this new dining facility. And it does cut right to my core. I’ve been here a long time and waited for a place to eat that offered choice. Get like me, except get off your high perch and enjoy it.
Oh yeah, the university doesn’t make me pay either. If I had to pay, well, that’s a different story.
