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You see what happens when The Thinker writes a haiku? People do exactly what I asked! All this time I believed that, while I am an excellent thinker, my writing might be subpar at best. Now it’s not just you and I that know I’m good, it’s everybody.

Look at all of these glorious opinions on the opinion page! Way to get the social conversation going, The Thinker! I’d pat myself on the back, but, you know.

Someone told me the other day that I’d get the pleasure of seeing the (popular?) rock band OK Go here pretty soon. How rare, for a concert to come to me! The last musical performance I saw was the ever-brilliant “Camelot,” when Lou Diamond Phillips starred as King Arthur. But I’ve never been to an actual rock show. Is this band like the best band in the world? It must be, for this wondrous university to bring them here. However, I heard one student say that a band named Radiohead was the best band ever, as he walked past my perch.

“Screw OK Go, I want OK Computer,” he exclaimed.

I have no idea what that kid was talking about. Maybe your university officials could bring supposedly great bands like this Radiohead to this campus?

I’m guessing there is likely a vast musical range between OK Go and Radiohead. I care very little. I wish Lou Diamond Phillips would start a band and come here.