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If there’s one thing I absolutely abhor, it is when my process of thought is interrupted. It’s kind of my modus operandi. The weekend before last, my thoughts were interrupted in a big, big way. Now I am punishing you all. That’s right, group punishment! Remember how unfair that was in grade school? Well, allow me to welcome you back to grade school. My name’s The Thinker, and I’m about to make your brain combust with an atomic knowledge bomb.
So yeah. Couple of weekends ago, I was thinking, and then came the broken glass. Then came the large pop, then slow hiss. At first thought, I assumed a large python was breaking into the law school. Soon after, however, I heard the true trademark of idiocy and knew immediately what was up.
“Wooooohooooooo! Oh yea-hah! Nickelback rules!”
I was hearing the sufferable sounds of a gazillion cars being damaged. I swear, there was nothing I could do! I remain confined to my moldy mast. Broken windows, destroyed tires – people still do that?
See, in my day, no one would ever dream of doing such a thing. This guy Bill got really upset with my friend Michael over a woman once. Did Bill take to damaging Mike’s horse and chariot? Absolutely not! Bill didn’t try to smash the horse’s face or kick him in the leg. That’s not how we handled our problems back then! He just cut Mike’s head off!
I began thinking about human kindness, folks. You have to do what you can to help out your brothers and sisters. We’re all in this together. Credit where credit’s due, I pulled that from “High School Musical.” Maybe handle your arrogance a different way next time, mmkay?
Just remembered the mascot from “High School Musical” was a Wildcat. Isn’t that weird? Oh, the wonder!
