By Amy Melvin
Sagittarius (Nov. 22 – Dec. 21): On this break you will be celebrating your birthday having fun with your friends and traveling. Your dream gift: A trip to Cancun or Jamaica, Gwyneth Paltrow and a BMW.
Capricorn (Dec. 22 – Jan. 19): Over the break you will be doing some winter cleaning — you will rid your apartment and life of excess baggage and garbage. Your dream gift: Rum, sex and all the “Lord of the Rings” toys.
Aquarius (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18): The stars say that on break this year you will be doing some real soul searching, and you will discover the real you. Your dream gift: A Big Wheel and a trip to the Virgin Islands.
Pisces (Feb. 19 – March 20): Feeling lucky? I predict that you will win the lottery! Your dream gift: Money and anything homemade.
Aries (March 20 – April 19): You will watch or play in a band and discover your love for art – that is, if you haven’t already found it. Your dream gift: A carton of the new Camel vanilla smokes, and a 12-pack.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20): You may find yourself caught up in an intriguing conversation with a stranger at your favorite bar. Your dream gift: A cup of Waffle House coffee and Jack Daniels. Gemini (May 20 – June 21): You can be found bonding with your family this December, and you will also find more time to cuddle with your honey. Your dream gift: Some candles, a trip to the spa, and some extra good luck.
Cancer (June 22 – July 22): As this year comes to a close, you will discover a new style that is totally you! Your dream gift: Britney Spears, woofers and rims.
Leo (July 23 – Aug. 22): You just might catch the eye of the one that you have been admiring. Your dream gift: Porno and some cheesy poofs.
Virgo (Aug. 23 – Sept. 22): Over the break, you will be going on an exciting road trip. Your dream gift: World peace, a Liberty Bowl win, and Brad Pitt.
Libra (Sept. 23 – Oct. 23): You are tired and stressed out from the events of the past year. You will take this break for lots of R and R. Your dream gift: Peace and quiet during the break. Josh Hartnett and Johnny Depp.
Scorpio (Oct. 24-Nov.21): You are in a wild mood this winter. You can be found on the field playing football or in the malls maxing out your credit cards. Your dream gift: A pair of Wallies, a navy blue Volvo, and a house.
